thank you, honey

two of my favorites

whoa yeah

thedailywhat:

Downton Abbey Parody of the Day: At last, the new hair heir to “Downton Sixbey” is revealed – Jimmy Fallon and Co. return with Episode 2.

(Not Safe For Work — unconventional heirs.)

[latenight

this is hilarious

carrie schneider

carrie schneider

obvious follow up from the post below

theatlantic:

‘Swagger’ and Other Everyday Words Invented by Famous Authors

Swagger, bump, obscene, luggage: Though the attributions change from time to time based on dating and research, the common wisdom is that William Shakespeare invented more than 1,700 words, many of which we still use today. Some of our favorites: bump, first used in Romeo and Juliet, swagger, first used in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, obscene, first used in Love’s Labor’s Lost, and luggage, first used in King Henry IV, Part I.
Nerd: If you were ever teased in high school for being a nerd, you probably have Dr. Seuss to blame — him and those pocket protectors you insisted on wearing. Seuss’s 1950 children’s book If I Ran the Zoo contains the first printed usage of the word, as a strange little animal one might like to keep locked up: “And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Ka-Troo/And Bring Back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo/A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too!”
Read more. [Image: Wikimedia Commons]

theatlantic:

‘Swagger’ and Other Everyday Words Invented by Famous Authors

Swagger, bump, obscene, luggage: Though the attributions change from time to time based on dating and research, the common wisdom is that William Shakespeare invented more than 1,700 words, many of which we still use today. Some of our favorites: bump, first used in Romeo and Julietswagger, first used in A Midsummer Night’s Dreamobscene, first used in Love’s Labor’s Lost, and luggage, first used in King Henry IV, Part I.

Nerd: If you were ever teased in high school for being a nerd, you probably have Dr. Seuss to blame — him and those pocket protectors you insisted on wearing. Seuss’s 1950 children’s book If I Ran the Zoo contains the first printed usage of the word, as a strange little animal one might like to keep locked up: “And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Ka-Troo/And Bring Back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo/A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too!”

Read more. [Image: Wikimedia Commons]

tom waits and john baldessari

(Source: clamlab)

broad city

polka
found via all the mountains

polka

found via all the mountains

and another

and another

yes please

yes please

andreainspired:

The Secret Life of NPR’s Terry Gross by Mike Birbiglia

Thank you so much for joining us.

(via gotagirlcrush:AllThingsD)

pretty funny!